Stay Hard for 36 hours!

So, I get into work this morning, and answer the emails waiting in my work email inbox, grab a cup of coffee and then check my hotmail account quickly.
Nothing new really. Couple of soccer related emails reminding me I have practise tonight, something from Mens Style, and then a couple of older ones that I have saved. My wife and I joke that my email box (like my phone) is pretty dull. The only emails and messages I get are from her!
Then I click over to my 'Junk E-mail' which contains 36 entries...which is about standard for a day's worth of junk. 90% of it is from Fathers-For-Justice and then there a couple of others in there, too.
I usually delete them all with a simple click, but one, however, catches my eye. Instead of deleting it, I have decided to post it here, minus the links that inevitably lead to porn sites. Not that I would know, of course, as I have never visited a porn site in my whole life. Right...? Anyone...?

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Subject line: "Stay Hard For 36 Hours!"
Are you a guy that is unhappy with your manhood? Are you in a relationship that is missing something? Does your woman look unsatisfied when you are done?
If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then click >here< (link removed).
In just THREE weeks you could add inches to your manhood and double it's girth or we'll refund your money, 100%.
Please your woman with a unit that stays hard for up to 36 hours! Click >here< to get your free sample now.
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Now, don't get me wrong, I am sure there are guys out there who would probably be suckered into this and give it a try, but the alarming thing for me is that why the hell would ANY guy want to be hard for 36 hours? I mean seriously, why?
Maybe when I was 14 that sounded like a cool idea (and lord knows, I tried!), but can you just imagine how inconvenient that would be now.
To add to that, what woman would want a guy who is hard for 36 hours. I am all for 'lasting the distance" etc etc (hey, I even cuddle, right honey?!), but 36 hours would seem a little on the extreme side, don't you think? I got a laugh out of it, though.

Anyway, the solution is clear, and much easier when it comes to size. My friend Neal has the answer.

Now, where did I put that credit card....