Yo Momma...

Why do these make me laugh so much...maybe because I am an idiot!

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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your momma's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the booths

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school field trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo mamma's so fat when I laid back on her stomach I rolled twice and I was still in the middle.