Starting Early...

I swear that is not a beer.

Even if it is, I checked his ID and he is clearly over 21.

Even if he isn't over 21, he is on private property.

Even if it isn't private property, I told him not to.

Even if I didn't tell him not to, he's not enjoying it.

Even if it is his second one, he is slowing down.

Even if he is not slowing down, it was Kenny's idea.

Please don't tell Steph.