Life is Unfair
Life is so unfair.
One of my best friends, and serious game nerd, Mr. Neal Bauer , is at the Playboy Mansion tonight as part of a gaming convention.
Now, I know what you are thinking. How the hell does Neal get to go? Well I will tell you how. He gets to go by simply being the sexiest man alive today. You think they invite anyone to these shows? Hell no. You have to look this good to be at one of those events. Playboy Bunnies don't want to hang around dorks. They want real men that can entertain them, and live out their fantasies with.
Damn him. I can't wait for the pictures that he is going to take.
Give 'Hef' one for me, Nealobus, you sexy bastard, you!
1 comment:
Maybe you should wear those glasses and green sideburns you wore on St Paddy's Day - that would get the chicks.
I talked to him after 8 or 9 jack & cokes and he was giddy as hell!
That bastard! I am soooo friggin' jealous.
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