The 5 Day Bachelor
So, Steph and Jo and the kids are off to Sacramento for a few days starting tomorrow morning.
I can't go with them as they are staying through Wednesday.
So, it would appear that I am a bachelor for a few days.
So what exactly does a bachelor do?
Give me your thoughts...
3 comments:
Bachelors do the following:
1. Pee, miss the seat and don't clean it up, AND don't flush.
2. Masterbate.
3. Leave the bed unmade after they slept and sweat in it without showering first for five days straight AFTER running a marathon or playing some treacherous sport every night.
4. Masterbate
5. Shave their face and their genitalia over the sink and leave the hair in the sink.
6. Masterbate.
7. Leave pizza boxes out with half eaten remains left inside.
8. Masterbate.
9. Drink Jack and Coke until closing with their buddies, stumble home, barf in the toilet and fall asleep in the fetal position next to the porcelain.
10. Masterbate
11. Wear shoes without sox. Your feet sweat, then you leave the stinky things shut in a closet. For a week. Someone else gets to be the lucky one and open it.
12. Masterbate.
13. Eat every meal out and let the $150 in groceries go bad.
14. Masterbate.
15. Forget to feed the animals. Or walk them. Or give them water. Even though it's 90 frickin' degrees.
M A S T U R B A T E
Sheesh, you'd think I could spell after all this time!
Great list Betsy!
I have done at least 10 of those things!!!
As for the spamming, I don't know. It sucks. I bet there is something I can do...I will check.
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