The Ultimate Relationship

I thought this was cute...
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly; he in the upper bunk, and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently woke the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married".

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed, obviously flattered and slightly aroused.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.